Stephanie P.
Yelp
This place is a fast food place that's VERY west coast. I've ordered delivery from here maybe like twice but upon stumbling upon them on Yelp I immediately thought to myself "OH CRAP!!! I'VE GOTTA REVIEW THIS PLACE!!!" - I also have to get food from here again when I'm in comfort food mode and in Astoria/LIC.
Petey's gets 5 stars from me NOT for being a serious burger place, but for being SO MUCH BETTER than anything I've ever had at McDonald's, Burger Kind, Wendy's or any of the fast food giants who's burgers and fries are pathetic (although I DO like Mickey D's fries and their grilled chicken ranch snack wraps & premium wraps are pretty damn satisfying...).
The fries here are fantastic and seasoned with more than just salt. CAJUN SEASONED FRIES are pretty much what's up. They probably have regular fries here, but why get regular when you can GO CAJUN?! Yeah, that's what I thought.
Aside from their cajun fries they also sell "California Fries". These beautiful fries are thin cut, crunchy fries drowned in melted cheese and thousand islands dressing...with onions, but I hate onions so I asked for none and they delivered. Look at Petey's Burger being all "have it your way" - suck it Burger King, lol.
Both times that I've eaten from here I've gone for their burger melt. OH BURGER MELT. It's like they took a hamburger, put a few slices of American cheese singles (not Kraft...more like that better melting deli type of American cheese) on top, a touch of mayo, their "special sauce" which I'm sure is their way of trying to be "In-N-Out Burger" - It's just Russian dressing, but still DELISH - and then put that shizz in a PANINI PRESSER. Oh gosh I wish I had a delicious panini pressed, juicy, saucy, cheesy burger melt in my mouth right now. I'm practically drooling here.
If you're on a diet then you should definitely stay away from here. 5 stars for being a deliciously guilty, inexpensive, fast food pleasure. It's no Minetta Tavern, but they make a damn good fast food burger. Damn good.