Vernon L.
Yelp
Phanny's Soyrizo Burrito + Offset Coffee = South Bay Power Couple
Listen, I don't say this lightly: Phanny's burritos slap. Like, "thinking-about-it-in-the-shower" levels of slap. These things are massive, cheesy, crispy, eggy masterpieces that will absolutely wreck any sad little breakfast sandwich you've been settling for. I got the Soyrizo + avocado burrito and I swear I saw stars. It's crispy, savory, spicy, creamy--all the good things rolled into one glorious, two-handed monster of a burrito.
The Soyrizo hits with that smoky, umami goodness, and paired with perfectly seasoned potatoes, fluffy eggs, melty cheese, and creamy avocado? Unreal. First bite? Bliss. Last bite? Slight sadness because it was over. The potatoes are crispy, the eggs are fluffy, and the salsa has that "I could drink this straight" kind of flavor. You will need a nap afterward and you will not regret it.
Even better? They serve Offset Coffee, aka the best damn coffee in LA, who also happens to have a location in the same plaza. I grabbed an iced oat vanilla latte and almost cried from happiness. The combo of that burrito + Offset is basically a cheat code for a great day.
Yes, there's usually a line. Yes, it's worth it. Yes, you should probably go tomorrow. Or today. Or now. If you haven't had a Phanny's burrito, your South Bay card is not yet valid.