Andy V.
Yelp
Well this was an experience for sure.
The one thing I'll say immediately is that the Phoenix Bar, at it's core, is a wonderful dive bar, with some of the nicest employees I've met. Super sweet. Super nice. Just all-around good people.
The bar in the main floor is dark. The upstairs is darker. Way darker. Like no lights darker. There is a sex swing on the second floor. I think you've learned enough right there so I don't have to go on.
The bar downstairs, and even upstairs, is small so if you're not a fan of crowds and it's a busy weekend, this might not be your place. If it isn't, just be prepared for some sweaty man to drip across you as they pass by. Again, it may be your thing and if it is, then here ya go!
Two other things to know:
Bring cash. Cash only here folks.
Keep your cell phone in your pocket. This isn't the kind of place where they like photos to be taken so just keep it away until you get outside of the bar, it'll be easier that way.
It's fun. It's raunchy. It's a good time if that's your thing. But like anything, it's what you make of it. Just bring some cash, tip your bartender, and remember to keep your phone in your pocket. There are some nice people here to chat with so enjoy.