Rajendra Réjean K. C. B.
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Pick Thai is absolutely the best!! This chef knows what she is doing. This is my favourite food ever! Green curry. This is 100 percent; without a doubt; hands down ... the best of the best Thai food in this city ... in this province ... in the entire Occident. You'd have to go so far West, young man, that you will have had reached the East once again. You'd have to travel far and wide to get close to the excellence and authenticity of this Thai green curry. Ask to speak to the boss lady ... ask her to make you the same vegetarian Thai green curry that she makes for Raj ... that's me. My green curry is especially made for me and it is 100% strictly vegetarian. You won't find this elsewhere. Voilà, the sublime excellence, nuance and harmony of Thai flavour.
Have you heard of the King of Siam? Well this is the story of the King and I ... whilst monarchic tradition and hegemony, in my humble opinion, begets a most anachronistic and antiquated and deleterious convention of social inequity, popular subservience, enslavement of the intellect, royal incest and unwarranted elitist hegemony ... notwithstanding all that ... sometimes the people just want you to rule them with an iron fisted donkey punch to the kidneys. Does it make sense that people would disregard their seething sectarian hatred for one another in order to unite in love, harmony and servility - all the way down in the dirt - beneath some arbitrary monarch? They barely have food and water but what they really need is pomp and circumstance and royal pageantry. So, basically, take a country where there is a lot of civil unrest based on ethnic, linguistic and / or religious differences and just establish a monarchy. That should solve all the problems in the entire world. Yes, indeed, the penultimate solution is to unify people with all of their hatred for one another by somehow galvanising their allegiance and support and loyalty in one lofty, unelected, unaccountable and arbitrary megalomaniac of a person, in relation to whom, they should all feel inferior. They would need to obey and love this monarch who would tell them all what they can and cannot do and how and how not to think. C'mon Rama IX, that is a bit amateurish ... not very fly for a Thai guy.
I love you, Red Shirts! SOCIALISM!
Monarchism precipitates the need for the subjects being ruled over; to, in effect, maintain an individual and societal state of suspended disbelief. Disbelief in the primacy of the individual in relation to the welfare of society, disbelief in one's individual agency and authority, disbelief in the equality of all people and disbelief in good governance, true democracy, accountability and transparency.
Monarchism perpetuates old anachronisms such as the concept of race and the idea that one ethnicity can be superior to another ethnicity and therefore those born to this royal family or that royal family are naturally born to rule over the obviously inferior masses. It perpetuates classism; in our modern society one should not be expected to defer to another or hold another above oneself simply because of birth. It perpetuates discrimination based bullshit; most of us cannot become King or Queen of Canada. It also perpetuates discrimination based on gender in the case of male primogeniture. Fuck that shit! I'm all about the VOX POPULI!! Let's hear it for equality, folks.
Monarchy makes it impossible to separate church & state as the monarch is usually both head of state and head of the church. Sometimes the monarch is a god or demigod. Isn't Queen Elisabeth like Jesus' second cousin or something? Wait would that make her also her own father? Talk about incest! The Emperor of Japan is like a Shinto God. The King of Thailand is like an incarnation of the Hindu avatar Rama! What?
Monarchism is also problematic for the monarchs themselves what with all the incest and hemophilia. They also have a hard time (poor little rich kid) growing up, what with the dysfunctional household and obvious abnormal childhood.
Monarchism is also very expensive and modern monarchy remains unaccountable to taxpayers. Britons pay over £100 million per annum and that number may not even be the "real McCoy" as the finances are exempt from the Access to Information Act. Canada spends about 250$ million each year; not including our annual gifting to the crown of twenty purebred horses from the RCMP. Each horse costs about a cool 20 million each.
As long as people remain subjects of a monarch and not citizens of a republic their political and social attitudes will inevitably retain a certain mediaeval idiocy which has no place in modernity.
Ultimately, monarchy (the monarch, monarchism and the institution) makes the country which they rule over appear backwards and ill suited for a just society that ostensibly is conducive to a secular, multicultural, and multilingual civil state.
Off with their figurative heads. Get it? Figure head? Go figure ... it's all about the economy, stupid