Jay H.
Yelp
The pizza is good. Not okay. Not great. But closer to okay. Flat crust with a bit of chew to it. Well put together. Seasoned nicely.
Beyond that, not much good to say.
I thought this would be a better place to grab a drink and a lunch bite, but it was neither of those things. This visit makes me doubt it would do much better as a dinner destination either.
The drink selection is a handful of very macro beers (and the always bad Peroni), a wine list, and a handful of cocktails.
The wine list is a house red and house white (as in: that's all they're identified as on the menu) and then several $9 glasses that are referred to only by their grape varietal. No year, no maker, no anything. Yikes.
The cocktail I went for was a Caiproska. They have three or four of these on the menu, each with its own fruit. I had never heard of this before, but further research says that it's fruit muddled with sugar topped with vodka and soda. What I got was a glass of undisolved granulated sugar, pineapple detritus, and vodka/soda. It was not pleasant.
There's no lunch or slice special. So I ended up having to order an entire 12" pizza to eat by myself. If you sell pizza and are open for lunch, don't make people buy a whole pizza. That's dumb. I don't want to eat a 12" pizza and then go back to work.
The actual space was small and sad. It looked like they had given up on really getting the place clean years ago. The bar (which took up a huge footprint for the terrible selection they offered), blocks out almost all of the natural light from the place's only window.
The person who seemed like the manager was very kind and attentive. They seemed to be covering for my server, who never even offered me water, never bothered to take my food order, and was absent once he had dropped off my drink order. There was a larger party there, but it was one of maybe four tables that were occupied.
The location has decent but not great parking for a strip center this far outside the loop.
All in all, a pretty disappointing 30 dollar lunch (again, a whole pizza for $15 plus a bad cocktail plus tip). Not only will I not be back to this location, this experience has changed my mind about wanting to visit the one in midtown.
This place is no better than MOD, but without the customer-friendly menu. Cookie cutter restaurant with no oversight or investment in what they do.