Allyssa K.
Yelp
*Rated M for Mature Adults only*
I almost didn't write this review for fear of these buns becoming so popular that I would never wake up in time to get one again, but instead my hope is that they get so popular Pizza Bones expands into 500 locations and I will never miss out on a bun again. With that said, these buns are very special. So special that they sell out so frequently I fail to get one most weekends. Due to my selfish tendencies I ask that only MATURE ADULTS order these and not for their toddlers who will never appreciate the art that is Ashley's Danish Bun. If your toddler's palate is refined to notice aged cheddar, salted butter made by happy cows, and the present textural modalities in these buns then fine, I stand corrected. All I'm saying is in a world where adulting looks like anti depressants and bills, please remember these pastries exist. If you have a proclivity to gastronomic excellence, this ball of yeast will make you feel something, even after 30mg of Zoloft. As a deliciously plump kid my ask was not to stop at the upcoming McDonalds, but to sneakily slip a can of Pillsbury cinnamon rolls in the grocery cart. Pizza Bone's cardamom bun tastes like that nostalgia, in an elevated mature way, that absolves you of any guilt you may have after eating 3-4. Ashley's food is thoughtful in a way that only a creative master Boulanger could be. Between the sourdough crust, raw sugar and sunflower seed toppings on her pastries, and harissa sauce on pizza the menu is raising the bar Richmond's food scene offers and for that I am grateful. (P.S to these other reviewers: If you can't handle the delicacy of cardamom instead of cinnamon, the signature kiss of black cheese bubbles from a pizza oven on your crust, and pistachios on your pizza.. just admit you're boring and stop raining on everyone else's parade)