Joseph H.
Yelp
Where do I start? In all my years of living, of all the trips I've taken with my ultra-wealthy friends I can only name a few memories I've had with them but my experience at the Pizza Express in Woking 10+ years ago...unforgettable, it was March the 10th at around 5:16 PM to be exact with the wind around 7 mph to the south east and as I remember it we went in a black Bentley. I say mph and not km because I got used to the imperial system after visiting with my friend Jeff in Palm Beach several times but had to stop visiting him because of my tendency to be too honorable. The customer service was exceptional, the employee repeated my order back to me and said, "Mate, you look awful hungry. Let me upgrade that medium cheese to a large for ya ole chap. No sweat!" It was a very unusual thing for me to do to be in Woking at this time. My friends ask me, "Hey, remember that golf trip?" "Hey, remember that time on the Yacht?" "Ole' chap, remember that time we partied at Windsor?" and I just can't remember those times but the one hour and 52 minutes I spent at Pizza Express 20 years ago I'll never forget. You can have the worst memory and won't forget your experience at Pizza Express in Woking even 20 years later. Only complaint is that the AC isn't the best but I never did have a sweating problem, I got shot at in the Falklands which led to a peculiar medical condition due to my overdose of adrenaline which has made it now to where I can't sweat. Go to Pizza Express in Woking, you'll never forget it. I had an absolutely royal experience.