Moe L.
Yelp
Well where to begin. I honestly wanted this to be good. I have heard good and bad reviews about this place. We took a chance, had a party of 10 tonight. The head waiter was a straight hipster who decided that French would be the only language he decided to speak. No matter how much English I spoke to him, he insisted in answering in french. I get it, he feels entitled to it, so why not force it on your customers who are paying to eat at your restaurant, behond me. Back to the review (. I could only imagine at this point, the waiter/manager must be dying to check if I left a review, guess what, I did! I hope your reading this and your just smirking.
So....he takes our order and it's off. Food comes in a bit slow, but nothing to really complain about. My Tuna entree, tasted like 4 pieces of fresh tuna, canned tuna, mayo, mixed and dumped on a plate with cucumbers and radishes. Some oil and there a branch of cilantro. Personally, I would chopped it into the mayo/crap mix. 3/10. By the way, who has tuna tartare at a pizza joint. Get the concept / menu close. Don't put things on the menu that are not relivent. Let's move on to main course.....I'm still waiting for mine. While 9 other people were eating and I was watching them like a poor homeless man downtown at the Burger King window. ( no offence )
My "N.D.G, pizza was burnt supposedly. Didn't bother telling me, make me wait. He thought I wouldn't notice. Can't blame him for trying. So when I called the young hip lad, nice jean shirt buttoned to the top by the way, over. I asked him where is my pizza....he finally spoke English and told me "shit happens". So I told him that I do not want the pizza anymore. He pulled the " but it's on the house!" OMG....thank you so much. That makes everything better. You ruined a night out. That's what you did. The best part is that the rest of the people there all had a bad taste in there mouth now about this restaurant and how mr. hipster waiter/clown acted. I hope if you own Melrose Pizza and you read this, I did not right this to be an asshole, it was a big fail tonight. Staff problems, from the kitchen burning pizzas to waiters who don't know how to act in public. A big 4/10 for me.