Cielo D.
Yelp
So, holy shit. My fiancé and I are from Florida, and we love a good frozen cocktail-- even in the winter. THAT'S NOT HERE. Before I even get started on the Disaster in the USA (as it should be called) the bartender ignored us for about 10 minutes. After we had JUST been helped, another bartender from the other side came over to check because our bartender appeared to literally not care we were here. He cleaned the bar adjacent to us before even waving. In fact, he didn't at all. "What do you want." Now, my money back. My time back. Of course, I didn't know what was about to unfold or else I would have just walked out at that alone. So, he makes my drink. Party in the USA. He then pours my fiancé's drink. Anyways, my drink was shit. As was his, expectedly-- it was on tap like what did we expect. Of course, nowhere was it expressed bar drinks were tap, so how were we to know? Also, the bartender with a traditional American eagle on his neck served a pretty clearly 19 year old girl a shot right in front of us... then took one with her. Like... what? He didn't even ID. I'm 22, and he didn't ID me either. That's far too close for comfort. Pretty sure nobody beyond 3 obviously college-going girls were ID'd in the HOUR we were there. I'm a law student, and that smells like a lost liquor license. I'd be ashamed to charge $11 a drink here. Don't run, flee. (Typed this on notes because I'm THAT mad and their wifi is broken. Figures.) Their shaken drinks are called "Conceptual Concepts", which beyond being stupid is just a reiteration of the same thing. Here's a free tip-- Conceptual Creations. You're welcome, now go back to Portland where y'all belong.