Dr. Vincent Sears
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This was quite possibly the strangest restaurant experience of our lives, and believe me, we've had our fair share of strange. Imagine this: a menu filled with tantalizing descriptions, but when the food arrived, it looked like a weird experiment gone wrong. Case in point—the crispy mushroom cornbread waffle with scallion and hot agave. Now, call me old-fashioned, but when I think of cornbread, I don’t expect it to have whole kernels of corn staring back at me. And the "crispy mushroom" that was supposed to imitate chick'n? Let's just say, it was more "calamari gone rogue" than anything resembling a chicken.
Entering the restaurant, we should've known something was off. There were barely five other customers in a place we had to make reservations for. But, like the brave explorers of the unknown that we are, we sat down. The host was wonderfully welcoming, which lulled us into a false sense of security. Then, like a cruel joke, the wait staff took an eternity just to pour water and take our order. But hey, we’re adventurous! We thought, "Let’s try the vegan Chick'n and waffles; it can't be that bad." Oh, how naïve we were.
We've had vegan Chick'n and waffles at other places, and they were inventive yet delicious. But here? Creativity clearly fought with execution and lost miserably. Some dishes we tried were borderline okay. The bang bang broccoli? Not bad. The 1,000-layer crispy potatoes? Ranked second by our group, but they could’ve used some serious flavor. Then there was the crispy chick'n sandwich. Let’s just say, it felt like biting into a consistency nightmare. We’re not fussy eaters; we'll eat anything vegan as long as it's done well. But it better be good if I’m forking over $200 for brunch. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.
And don’t even get me started on the drinks. I ordered an Aperol spritz, expecting a refreshing burst of citrus. What I got was a watered-down disappointment in a glass.
In conclusion, save your money. I’d recommend a different vegan restaurant where they actually take the time to get the dishes right instead of this place that seems to think shortcuts and bizarre presentations will fool anyone.