David I.
Yelp
After a lovely stay at a local hotel nearby, my girlfriend and I headed to this well-reviewed diner before heading back home. Having spent the last week seeing how troubled the city was due to Covid, I was eager to eat the breakfast here and kept my mind open. What we experienced STILL blew our minds.
The diner had a quaint and homely feel, easy to like with kind staff, who welcomed us upon entry and invited us to choose our own table. We chose a comfy booth. That's where the experience took a turn.
We ordered our food, some basic breakfast items available anywhere and threw in some drinks. Shortly after, the food started arriving... in four separate deliveries several minutes apart. First was my basic breakfast of two scrambled eggs and hashbrowns, which showed up before the grape juice that was ordered at the same time. Eggs are my favorite food and one that is nearly impossible to fail in cooking for any breakfast diner. The eggs looked nice but lacked ANY flavor and had already cooled to room temperature. They were so bland, that not even whatever they were cooked in could be tasted. Completely bland. I could only eat one of the small eggs given. The hash browns were breakfast potato chunks served with lots of onions. I love both, so that's not much of an issue to me, but these also lacked flavor much more than the overpowering onions.
Then, out came the side of biscuits and gravy. They promote their biscuits as homemade, so that excited me. I wish they weren't. They were dry and the gravy was completely lacking in flavor, thin and in heavy need of sausage thrown in to fix the whole dish. We also got an extra biscuit delivered for no known reason and it came on a small plate that had a refried bean, chunky residue on the plate (seen in picture). I managed to eat less than one biscuit with gravy.
The rye bread showed up next. It was so small, that I could only compare it to a smashed loaf of bread. It was pre-buttered, but so hard that I had use my canines just to bite it off. Molars were needed to chew it. Had half of a slice and allowed my girlfriend the honor of showing her teething abilities with this rocky bread. She managed one bite but obviously it was to prove her toughness.
Oh, and after all that, the grape juice arrived. At first, I said to her that it was the best thing on the table, with a fruity front. But the back... it was dry. Grape juice. It gave me dry mouth. How?!?!
The girlfriend got hot cakes, which were standard, but... you guessed it... were dry. We both had to drink liquid after every bite. Not an exaggeration.
Her bacon was wet and fused together, much like the mounds you would experience at a Vegas buffet.
Her chocolate milk had a rough consistency, as if they mixed in some chocolate powder and didn't stir it all the way.
I don't write many reviews, but do use Yelp to figure out where and where not to eat. This place needs serious attention to their basic American breakfast dishes and some cooks who understand basic seasoning, because the food is nowhere near the kindness of the staff and the nice diner atmosphere.