Rachel G.
Yelp
Sorry Gav.
I love you. I do. I think you are a wonderful mayor to the fine city of San Francisco. And you are very handsome. And yes, want to touch the hiney.
But, I wasn't impressed with Plumpjack of Squaw Valley.
The ambiance is sexy, I must admit. And I wouldn't expect anything less of you. The snow was falling outside, the air was chilly and there was someone special(ish) with me.
But, you see, Gavin, my table, it wasn't ready. And that, well, that was just the beginning.
Had you been there waiting for me, I probably would have been a little more excited. But you weren't.
And yes, we did bring our own wine. The same wine that was on your extensive wine list for over $100.00 was at Costco for under $60 (that's how we roll, though...)
Salad course was alright. Nothing to write home about. I had a Butter Lettuce with Flame Grapes and Blue Cheese. And let me tell you, there weren't nearly enough Grapes and Cheese in there. My dining partner had Shrimp three ways. Who isn't a fan of a little 3-way action? Come on??? Mr. Mayor, even you must be down for a little of that once in a while? But, sir, they brought him Shrimp Gratinee. It was a shrimp flavored slushee. And with all due respect, it was grody. I puked in my mouth a little.
We moved on to mains where my companion fared much better than I, with steaks done up a duex. It was well prepared, and very nicely presented. Sadly, my fish was overcooked, and had almond froth on the plate, which I don't see as serving much of a purpose besides looking like sea foam.
At dessert we went for the 3-way again. Honestly, I can't stay away! Call me crazy, Mr. Mayor -- but I love em! Peanut Butter and Chocolate done three times. Orgasm on a plate. However the best one was a PB and Chocolate Milkshake served in a teensy weensy glass with a teensy weensy straw. And we fought over it. I almost punched my date in the arm when I heard the gurgling sound of the last delicious remnants being drained from that little glass.
So not only was the food eh, but by the end of the meal you caused a rift between by date and I over a PB and Chocolate Milkshake. Yeah, I know. We don't like each other that much anyway...
If you would like to take me back for a second opinion, please PM me and I will happily accept. 3-Way can be on, or with me.
Thanks! Happy New Year.
Yours,
Rachel G.