Forrest A.
Yelp
I come out of a trance like state sucking on a chicken bone. My dog is looking at me like wtf bro that's my job! dont give dogs chickenbones btw, but she doesnt know that. All she sees is something I normally give her as a treat being sucked on by normally very generous master. Hence the wtf look shes giving. Btw I still havent stopped sucking on the chicken bone at this point, but its cashed out, so I realize maybe there are some morsels that fell off... nope. Ate it to fast for anything to escape. Damn.. they ladys asleep and hasnt had any yet, so I look at what I have left. The whole chicken meal; which is what you should order btw for the reasons listed below, is sitting before me with so far just one leg bone sucked dry. Do I want more. Yes. Will there be consequences. Oh yes. Will it be worth it?...:
2 adults of normal/healthy appetite can eat at least a dinner, like 4 lunches and a single snack that you will be fighting over. We did at least.. anyway that's about 11 meals for $45 + tip(oh u better). Your looking at under 5 bucks a serving for the best damn rotisserie chicken in town.
In the post covid food budget world that is legit af. If you can find me better chicken than this for less, then it's on me. Seriously, that's 4 bucks. I'll buy it for you twice even on my covid budget lol, and it doesnt matter because you wont find it. This bird is cooked to a technical level of precision that really has no place in what is really at its heart a rotisserie chicken joint. Yeah it carry's the bravo name but look at the menu. It's a chicken joint and you just dont expect this kind of quality outside of a "fine" dining restaurant much less chicken joint in a cafeteria(albeit a high end one) setting.
That basically covers the review but I know your thinking wait... what about the story! Did you eat the chicken? Did the dog get that bone after all? I know suspense right.... If you just want info about the food that's it, but your answers are as follows.
No she didnt get the bone. We saved it make bone broth, which we love to do, or at least I did love to do before I tried the side of sipping broth they had the menu. Now I just know my efforts will be sad, inadequate, and ultimately unworthy. I'm ready to save a sample to have analyzed so I can recipe hack this sh!t. Seriously though. Get some. Your soul will thank you. Wait.. get 2. You will fight over them... we did.
I ate like half that damn chicken without even stopping to breath. I hurt myself and got in trouble with the lady because I did such a good job with my pitch above(oh yeah I rehearsed that) regarding how it actually makes sense budget wise. Yeah... not so much this time. But. It was sooo worth it, and I do stand by those numbers. With self control you can make 10 servings + a joint snack for about 45 bucks. Less than 5 bucks a serving?! I cant feed myself at home using budget ingredients for that price, and these are primo nw sourced ingredients prepared by world class recognized chefs! Nuff said.