Kristoffer M.
Yelp
You don't need a reservation for Poncho & Cisco, but you may need one for the toilet at home. And believe me, you don't want to use the dirty bathroom here, so drive fast. "Montezuma's Revenge" would be a better fitting title for the restaurant.
I've been here a few times before with some family. It's not the place I would choose to go, but I usually get through it. I say this because the food is bland and there are plenty of better options out there, like Taco Bell or Del Taco coming to mind. Paco's is an excellent choice if it's not a Sunday actually, and a highly recommended pick.
I'm not the type to have gastric distress and have been known to eat less than ideal things with no regret. I never really knew why people joked about having issues after eating Mexican food. Now I get where all of those jokes come from. This place gives Mexican food a bad name.
As most other Mexican restaurants, you get chips and salsa here too. The salsa has an off smoked pepper taste to it, while neither the regular nor the mild have a hint of kick to it. This stuff can't be store bought, because it would actually be good if it was. It's edible, but not enjoyable. I ordered queso fundito as an alternative appetizer. What came out was dried chorizo on top of queso blanco. Nothing mixed together, and 4 tortillas to scoop it up. It was edible, but the chorizo actually made it a bit worse than it could have been if it was just melted cheese.
The drinks are something to be desired. I ordered pop which comes in a tiny glass full of ice. I needed 3-4 refills in the 45 minutes I was there. My wife got the strawberry margarita, which we both agreed had no hint of alcohol. It was good, but better suited for the kids.
For the main course, I ordered a couple bean and cheese burritos without onions. What a mistake. While I have never had lingering effects before, this turned out to be a long night and a longer morning regretting what I ordered. The burritos come out smothered in cheese and full of beans, sour cream, tomatoes, and a smattering of ranchero sauce. The side was more beans and lightly flavored rice. Nothing to write home about. The beans are that bland stuff you get at some places with the baked film on top. They're dry, require salt, and are probably the reason for me losing sleep last night. In fact, my stomach started hurting before we even left the restaurant. It's volatile. I didn't finish my meal and brought the rest home, but it's going to the compost.
The only positive to this place is that the service is good. This is probably because there is way too much staff for such a tiny establishment. It's a shame though that no one has ever properly cleaned the bathroom, which looks (and smells) like it hasn't been cleaned in years.
If you do end up going here, don't get anything bean based. Truth be told, I haven't had these issues before, so I blame this experience on the beans. Everyone else I know who has been here likes the place, but I recommend trying something else out, especially if you have to work the next morning.