Elizabeth G.
Yelp
I went here today with my other half, expecting... I'm not sure exactly what. It was sunny, I had heard Portobello was a traditional seaside spot, and I do miss the sea back in the west country.
Arriving at Portobello high street, we wondered whether we had stepped into the wrong neighbourhood. It just seemed like another part of suburbia. We walked towards the sea expecting beautiful views across to sea and a pretty promenade, it wasn't exactly as we'd hoped. There was a wimpy, a bankrupt amusement arcade, a sad looking children's play park, and a couple of chippies. Out to sea was pleasant on the left, with a view of the mouth of the firth of forth and an island, touched by sunlight. The view on the right was slightly less appealing, a powerpant and a few skyscrapers, which coincidentally were in the 'shadowlands'.
The sea itself was nice enough, though really nothing too special, considering how many beautiful beaches there are in Scotland (think the West coast and the outer Hebrides)! Portobello is a bit on the grey side.
After strolling along the beach and the promenade, feeling a zillion existential questions as we read the information board with the history of the beach, its former glory and its post-war degradation, we decided to get some chips.
We got the chips from a place which promised "only vegetable oil used, we then recycle the oil as biofuel". Cool. The staff were lovely, the ethics fantastic, but unfortunately these chips weren't that great taste-wise.
Given that we had a day ticket and at least 4 hours left of sunlight we decided to go to the shore, which was infinitely nicer (though admittedly not a beach). On a sunny day I'd be much more inclined to head to the meadows or Holyrood park.