Sahand N.
Yelp
I took my girlfriend here for a date on their poker night and what should have been a chill weekday kickback turned into a nightmare. This is my second 1 star review out of 30+ reviews I've written on Yelp, I truly did not want to write this. I plead that you steer clear of this establishment as there are places that are overall much better (and won't treat you poorly). Before I explain exactly what happened, I'll start off by recommending places you should go instead.
For Icehouse-type Bars:
Kirby Ice House, Axelrad, Heights Bier Garten, Bayou Heights Bier Garten. All of these places have a nicer space, cheaper drinks (better selection too), and excellent service. I assure you, you will not regret a trip to the places I mentioned above.
For Poker:
My preference is Empire Poker Club for friendly clientele/staff and free/cheap tournaments (literally down the street from this place). Or Texas Card House for slightly pricier tournaments and a more active vibe.
Now to explain why to never come to this place...strap in.
The night starts with me meeting my girlfriend here around 9pm. She had gotten there first so had already got a beer, when I arrived I also got a beer and then we started playing poker. My girlfriend eventually got another drink...business as usual, right? As she was starting on her new drink, she made the grave mistake of *gasp* dropping her mascara on the ground. This triggered the bartender for whatever reason, and my girlfriend was told that she was cut off. Yes...on her SECOND drink. I wish I were making this up.
But look, I get it. That's a bartenders job and they have the right to cut people off. If we're being real, it was totally uncalled for, being that she was not drunk or acting belligerently, but they still have the right to deny service. Fine, it's not the end of the world. My sweet girlfriend didn't talk back either, she accepted being cut off and intended to finish the beer she had already bought.
At this point she was watching me play poker and sharing her drink with me since I had finished mine. It didn't take long for me to lose, so we went outside afterwards to play the golf-like bar game they had out there. We were chatting, playing the game, and finishing what was left of the beer. We didn't intend to stay long but we were still taking our time sipping the drink and enjoying the moderate weather. To our surprise, this is when things take a turn for the worse.
The bouncer walks up to us while we're talking amongst ourselves and interrupts, telling my girlfriend "You were cutoff but you are drinking someone else's drink. You need to leave." We calmly explained to him that it was HER same drink from earlier and she was just sharing it with me. "It doesn't matter. You need to leave." At this point, I chose to be the bigger man and said, "Okay, we understand." I finished HER drink, walked it back to the bar and closed my tab ($9 for one beer, gratuity already included...LOL).
We go to my car, absolutely baffled that we were kicked out for nothing. I start looking on my phone for places to eat when I notice one of the bouncers had followed us and was standing across from my car and watching us, waiting for us to leave. Seriously??? I have never been treated this unfairly at ANY establishment the whole time I've lived in Houston. My poor girlfriend felt horrible too, being that she doesn't like causing issues and didn't understand why they targeted her. It truly felt like we were discriminated against...for what reason, I could not tell you (I could make a couple guesses, and you might already have the same guesses in mind).
Suffice to say, you should not risk ruining your night here. Instead, go to one of the recommendations I mentioned earlier. I feel bad for the business owner too because I'm the kind if patron that would have brought my friends here, would have brought my girlfriend again, literally would have spent hundreds of dollars at this place if it weren't for this horrible experience. Because of how we were treated, I will warn everyone I know NOT to come to this place. It will be #1 on my list of worst bars in Houston.
Save yourself the potential misery and go somewhere else, we live in a city with some of the best bars in the country. You deserve better than this.