Samuel W.
Yelp
The parking lot, while nice (because street parking blows wieners behind Wal*Mart and everyone knows it), requires a tad bit of fancy maneuvering. It's tighter than a camel's asshole in a sandstorm, people.
After having been here a few times, I can honestly say that I believe a lot of people get their pizza to go. There's simply no room for the interior to sustain the amount of pizza seekers that end up pouring in.
It gets nothing short of maddening in here around dinner time, so if you're lucky enough to secure a booth, make sure you savor every moment of your triumph.
I've had many different pizzas here so I'm just going to break it down in a list.
- Bruni (sausage, spiced salami, onion and oregano): I love this one. It's rich, meaty and satisfying. I like ordering it D.O.C. style because the extra cheese does something magical to it. I'm obsessed with their salami; you can taste how fresh it is. The oregano gives this particular pizza that touch of herby goodness but I actually prefer the fresh torn basil instead.
- Salame E Funghi (salami, mushroom, garlic, fontina and oregano): Another solid offering. The garlic packs a pronounced punch and complements the spice coating on the salami very well. The mushrooms don't come out all watery and disgusting and instead develop a deeper, roasted profile. The oregano works better on this pizza than on the Bruni, in my opinion.
- Palermo (spiced salami, sun dried tomato, saracene olive, oregano): This one has been the least outstanding flavor combination I've tried. I had high hopes as I love olives on pizza but something about them seemed awry here. The sun dried tomatoes are very much in the forefront but they compete with the equally strong taste of the olives and it ends up tasting like a food fight in your mouth. I wouldn't order this one again.
- Vesuvio (spiced salami, saracene olive, cracked red pepper, piparras pepper and basil): This is the most visually satisfying pizza I've had thus far. The whole piparras peppers add a nice pop of color and heat. I have a relatively high spice tolerance and was not, at all, put off by the heat levels but my two dining companions were. If you're into spice, this one comes highly recommended. Again... I gots me some love for that salami. The olives aren't clamoring for attention here and end up becoming a pleasant background saltiness.
- Mushroom and Pepperoni (just a specially ordered pizza): My mom ordered this because she tends to puss out when it comes to interesting flavors. I figured it was going to be pretty dull but the quality of the ingredients really made it delicious. The pepperoni--a surprisingly not greasy variety--had a great texture. She went with the D.O.C style and, as a cheese hound, was very happy with the dairy level.
The dough they use here has a great chew to it but I will admit that the pizzas themselves are incredibly thin (and, thus, can become a little 'soggy' as others have stated). Nonetheless, they're delivered to your table hot and fresh straight from their eight hundred degree cremated fate.
The have large bottles of olive oil and balsamic vinegar for dipping as well as small spice grinders that you can bring to your table. Put them back when you're done. Don't be a bastard.
In addition to their pizzas, I've also had their Caesar salad and was very underwhelmed. The dressing just seemed oily to me and didn't have that rich flavor I crave when looking for a Caesar salad that probably isn't authentic at all.
But the rosemary bread they serve it with (or independently, too) is fucking amazing. It's... stupid amazing.
How the hell is it so damn good? It's some dough with fresh rosemary and sea salt with only one single downside: sometimes the rosemary stabs you in the gums.
I like a little pain with my love, though, so I'll keep coming back. Hit me again, Rosemary. Do it.
If you're tired of spray on cheese, horse meat pepperoni and 'butter flavored a little' aerosol spray on your crusts, come to Punch. You may be surprised.