Joey R.
Yelp
"Alright folks, gather 'round for the tale of my wild night at Putt Shack. So, we stroll in, hungry and ready for some mini-golf action. First up, we dive into the OG burger. Now, I don't know what kind of cheese they're using, but it's like the government issued it themselves. Tasted like it was whipped up in someone's backyard barbecue. Not exactly a 20-dollar masterpiece, if you catch my drift.
Then, we tackle the pittmaster flatbread. Decent, nothing to write home about, but hey, it gets a solid 6 out of 10. Now, hold onto your hats, because here comes the plot twist - the shiitake mushroom potstickers. I know, I know, I usually dodge mushrooms like a ninja, but these bad boys? Unbelievable! Best pot stickers of my life, and I'd do a victory dance if I could.
Now, onto the drinks. I took a gamble with the very berry mule, and let me tell ya, that was a mistake. Took one sip, and it felt like my taste buds were staging a revolt. But fear not, because the perfect 10 old fashioned swooped in to save the day. Smooth, classy, and just what the doctor ordered.
As for the mini-golf, it was a blast! Sure, the lines were longer than a Monday morning at the DMV, but once you're out there swinging, it's a hoot and a half. Props to the staff for keeping the vibes high and the balls rolling. Ambiance? Cool as a cucumber, except for one tiny hiccup - the music. I mean, I love a good beat as much as the next guy, but I was ready to start signing in sign language by the end of the night.
Overall, Putt Shack gets a thumbs up from me. Just be prepared to fork over some cash for a burger that tastes like it came from Uncle Sam's backyard, and maybe pack some earplugs for the tunes. But hey, the potstickers alone are worth the trip. Go forth, my friends, and putt on!"