Jill B.
Yelp
The idea of having a bathhouse in Hot Springs is great! But there are so many things that could have been done better to provide the best experience. First, Fordyce does not answer their phones, so any question you have must be submitted by a form on their website, so plan ahead! These take 2-5 days to answer! We did the couples basic tub experience with the thought of going back again. We stopped in a day early and made reservations for the next day. My grocery store clerk is warmer and friendlier. These people were tired, and didn't give the impression that they wanted to be there. Line markings are not clear so people hanging all over lobby. NO information was provided even though we were newcomers other than to wear flip flops. I asked about towels and robes. Towels were provided but not robes. So we packed our swimsuits just in case they were needed. They were not. We got there early. We asked a very simple straight forward question: We are here early can we check in and go to our appt early? The answer should have been a simple, no, but it was like pulling teeth to get the answer! Maybe it was because of the chlorine they breathe all day? They were going to check us in and we could pay to go to the open pool. Then they were going to check us in and send us to the cafe. Then to a waiting area. An hour later, we came back, checked in and went to a waiting area until our bath room was ready. We were then ushered to our bath. The tub was already filled. We were told to push a button when we were ready, and the jets and 20 min timer would start. 20 min was long enough by the way! Only two cups of water were provided so we asked for two more before we started. Here is where the fun begins. The room which was mostly stall dividers, not walls, was only large enough to accommodate the tub. There were no places to sit. There was one hook to hang items that could only be reached by one person. There were no bins to put clothes in. There was a very narrow shelf at one end of the tub. The floor had WET black mats with holes. It was awful! Now keep in mind that the rooms are incredibly steamy hot. So we struggled to remove our street clothes without getting them soaked on the wet floor. Already in the steamy room I was imagining what it would be like after the hot tub to put these clothes back on in the tiny room!! Oh my oh my! So then we climbed in and tried to find "the" button! My husband said there were several buttons on the side of the tub, but once in, he couldn't read the labels! Finally the tub jets started. Ah, this part was indeed wonderful! The tub itself was a fun experience! My skin was so soft afterwards. When it ended, putting clothes back on was actually worse than I had imagined. So here are my Quapaw bathhouse tips:
1. Make reservations online.
2. Ask questions in person a day ahead.
3. Be prepared for the chlorine vapors!
4. If possible, don't wear street clothes! Wear a mu-mu, wear a sundress, wear a robe, wear a trench coat- and go commando! One garment to simply remove and put back on when done!
5. Bring a hair bonnet thing if you don't want your hair to get wet. It's a roomy tub and your head will slide under.
6. Ask for extra waters to drink
7. Ask to be shown the exact button to start er up!
8. Don't pack a towel or bathing suit for this particular experience.
9. Don't expect a changing area or dressing area.