Jeanine D.
Yelp
What a an epic fckin fail from my fav fab fry place. If Rally's ain't it WTF is?!
Can ya girl set the scene first:
So Im out having a meditative moment, contemplating my life,
my choices, & what I want outta life
yall... -- 39 is awful. random roads,
emotional detours,
and junk food cravings that feel spiritually .....necessary.
And my poor Dog
always dragged along for the ride.
Now mind yooouuuuu
ya girl eats insanely healthy 99.9% of the time.
kale arugula, chickpeas, lentils --
But sometimes your soul just screams, "Biih wheres the grease!?"
So when I spotted a Rally's,
I made a most dangerous U-turn.
And hit the pans labyrinth ass drive thru... cuz wtf... arrows pointin in every direction and none at the same time. What kinda Batman & the Riddler sht is this?
Once I solved that mess and found the actual entrance, I placed my order... with a robot.
Yes, apparently Rally's is now using AI to take orders,
I had no idea Rallys was doing that well to be tryna modernize fast food
but oooookkay.
Anyway, I ordered a medium fry, because -- say it with me --
Rallys fries R better than EVERYONE!!
I have said this many times.
I have evangelized this opinion.
I've defended Rally's fries in group chats.
But what did I receive?
Seven fries. SEVEN. give or take 3.
Me and my Dog - SHOCKED
And if you think I'm exaggerating, please check my photos.
I'm not here to play.
But maybe they'd be fire?
cuz duh, its Rallys!!!
Biiihhhh. I ate one and then have my dog one - bro looked at me like, "Girl, be serious."
STTTAAAAALE AF.
Tasted like they had been cooked yesterday and then thrown back into the fryer today #afterthought.
Now, before you think I went in with
low expectations -- I actually didn't!
Yes, I saw the 2.5-star rating (or was it 3.1?),
But I said, "Nahhh, not my Rally's. They're just misunderstood." Naw fam. wasn't no misunderstanding.
This was trash of the highest level
The only silver lining was seeing GloRilla up on the menu getting her promo bag.
Sis get your money.
But wait... maybe they had to cut costs by reducing fries quality to pay her? Idkwtf man.
Rally's, what happened to you?
You used to be a safe space.
A crispy, golden place of comfort. And now?
You're out here giving 7 fries in a medium box that tastes like old grease to me. ME???
"I was rooting for you!!! We were all rooting for you""
--said in Tyra Banks Top Model anger
what a Tragic sad day