Ben C.
Google
In what can only be described as a calculated bait-and-switch operation, Rattle and Hum Laundry has effectively stolen from the very community it once claimed to serve. Let's call this what it is: theft, dressed up in hipster minimalism and excused by mumbled promises.
Two years ago, without warning or apparent remorse, this establishment shuttered its self-service operations, leaving countless residents with useless plastic cards loaded with their hard-earned money. These laundry cards—which the business had actively encouraged customers to fill with substantial amounts for "convenience"—became worthless overnight. The math is simple: they have our money, we have worthless plastic.
When confronted, staff members shrugged off responsibility with vague murmurs about "gas problems" and assurances of a "temporary" closure. Two years later, these excuses ring as hollow as their commitment to this neighborhood. The business pivoted to drop-off service only, a model that conveniently eliminates the need to honor those pre-loaded cards while continuing to extract profit from the area.
This isn't just poor business practice—it's a flagrant middle finger to every resident who trusted them with advance payment. The absolute audacity to continue operating in the same location, under the same name, while pocketing what collectively must amount to thousands in unredeemed card balances is breathtaking in its contempt.
Meanwhile, Graham Laundromat, just two blocks away near Montrose and Graham, operates with the radical business concept of actually respecting its customers. Basic decency shouldn't feel revolutionary, yet here we are.
East Williamsburg deserves better than businesses that treat locals like disposable income streams. If you're reading this, Rattle and Hum ownership, understand that communities have long memories. Your modern machines and carefully cultivated aesthetic can't launder away the stain of your betrayal.