Kat S.
Yelp
Go ahead, tempt fate.
Handsome Boyfriend and I had never been here.
Given the option, Handsome Boyfriend would throw himself on the busy sidewalk outside as he'd rather face just about anything other than shopping: Torture such as fleeing hungry rabid dragons, political talk radio debate between fat zombie politicians, a cable romantic comedy marathon with commercials... All that made clear, he liked it here and had a great time. This was a welcome surprise.
I purchased a couple of Magnets (pictured) that reside in places of honor on our fridge, making loving fun of each of our home states. "Guns don't kill people. People from TEXAS kill people." Vs "IOWANS: The few, the proud, the extremely attractive."
There's a lot to choose from catchphrase TShirts, tank tops, towels, mugs, pint glasses, shot glasses, stickers, posters, postcards all with funny quips on the MidWest.
Truly could join in and try to one-up the accurate mockery but last time I did that? Yup, fate had the laugh as I wound up a Material Girl with an tall Handsome Iowa man like a hilarious modern reboot of Green Acres with a hyperactive beagle instead of a talking pig. Universe has a sense of humor and sure showed us both.
We own the magnets...
Raygun no doubt has a TShirt for that, in any size ready to ship.