Tom W.
Yelp
I'm going to apologise. This is going to read less a review, but more a post-mission debrief from a wartorn battleground; a meaty, delicious battleground, where the fork is your rifle and the near-1kg Devastator Burger your enemy.
So let us set the scene; an unusually mild Wednesday evening in London's Hoxton Square. Long time hangout of East London's hipsters and scene of many a summer's evening spent sipping on lukewarm Strongbow, tucked away in one corner stands a bastian for the growing number of Britain's competitive eating fraternity; the Red Dog Saloon.
From the cool American Blues BBQ interior, to the All-American style smiling greeters waiting for you when you first enter, Red Dog nails that authentic diner style vibe. The Polaroid's stuck on the 'Wall of Flame' and the 'Book of Heroes', filled with those brave souls who beat the Hot Wing or Devastator challenges, add to that feeling that this is an experience straight out of Man vs. Food, a show that owner Tom Bert clearly takes inspiration from.
And so on to the food; eight young men entered, and of those four ordered the Devastator Burger, a behemoth of a burger weighing in at over 3,000 calories and containing no less than three beef patties, six bacon rashers, six slices of cheese AND a handfull of pulled pork to boot.
Of those four, only one, yours truely, was foolhardy enough to attempt the 'Devastator Challenge' offered with the burger. The rules, simple; eat the burger, a side of fries and drink an entire milkshake within the time limit. The limit, you ask? 30 minutes? 20 minutes? Oh no. Ten minutes; a mere 600 seconds between you and glory. The timer was started, and we were off.
And that is as glorious as this story gets. Ten minutes was too short by half; the burger was gone, but the fries lay intact and the milkshake without a dent. This brave hero was felled by the Challenge; but in that I take no shame.
The burgers at Red Dog are delicious, the pulled pork a particular highlight. The beer selection is limited but delightfully Anchor Steam is available on tap, a rarity in London, and the milkshake was as delicious as it was painful to drink.
If you like beer, meat and a lively atmosphere, you will love the Red Dog. Just be wary of the challenges on offer; the Wall of Flame is reserved only for the truly elite.