Erin Y.
Yelp
Wow...Where to start? Red Lion Lounge HAS to be the strangest, most, "I swear I've seen this place in a movie", old school, funky, dive bar that I have ever personally experienced.
For starters, if you meet someone there, do it outside because once you're in, you can't see more than two feet in front of you! Where are the bar lights? Can I get a little ambiance up in here?! And I'm not quite sure how but the second you walk through those doors, you see a haze and are bombarded with smoke smell. What is happening in here?
Don't expect the servers to be nice... Side note - I highly discourage you from ordering wine. It's not that kinda place and you WILL be judged by that waitress. Yikes! And speaking of the service, you probably won't be waited on so put on your walking shoes and head your backside to the bar!
My last little tidbit on this darling establishment is regarding their karaoke team, "Singin' and Swingin'". 1- They don't care if YOU, the paying patron, want to sing. Sit down and shut up until these two have had their way with Frank Sinatra and Michael Buble! Side note #2 - Don't you dare sing anything besides Frank or Michael. This ain't the kinda place for Brittney Spears and Miranda Lambert, ya dig? Lastly, while you're singing, should you be blessed enough to get the chance, Mr. Swingin and Singin will talk the ENTIRE time into the microphone like he's narrating your entire performance. On this particular night he had about 17 jokes, comments and stories about tuberculosis and if you think for a second that I'm kidding, I implore you to check this hole out.... You'll likely be disappointed... But only if you wanted to actually see your date and sing some karaoke while being served by a friendly wait staff.