Erin T.
Yelp
I couldn't believe how busy they were, and how upscale the crowd appeared to be (think impeccably dressed people coming from a church where they tithe 10%). It was a Sunday afternoon, around 4:30, and they had a 40 minute wait for tables. Thank goodness for immediate bar seating, but I still had to wait quite a while to be seen by the barhand.
She took my drink order first. I asked her favorite cocktail to make, because I couldn't decide between a Daiquiri and one of the seasonal options, and she pointed out the "Sangria Snowglobe." I'm a big wine fan so I'd already been eyeing it, so I asked her to make one for me. It was absolutely beautiful to behold, if a little too sweet for me. It was also a bit expensive (10.75, I believe), but that's what happens when you order seasonal specialties with gold glitter in them (oh, and for anyone who's curious? I've seen no glittery poop since I dined there. It would've happened by now).
I actually went there meaning to get soup. I don't want to spoil the review, but I should have just gotten the soup. I've had their lobster bisque and chowder before, and it was great. But the prospect of a lobster tail was too tempting to pass up, so I ordered the Holiday Trio (30.99) with the Maine lobster tail, Parrot Isle coconut shrimp, and Cheddar Bay shrimp, with a loaded baked potato (slight upcharge) and a side salad with ranch.
Then that slattern had the gall to ask me if I wanted biscuits.
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Of COURSE I want biscuits! Why in the HELL do you think I came to Red Lobster?
Anyway.
I got the drink first (as I mentioned, festive but too sweet for me), followed promptly by WARM biscuits protectively ensconced in a napkin. They tasted great, but they were a little gummy, like maybe they were slightly underbaked. I ate about half of one of them and re-wrapped them, dedicating myself to the task of trying them again.
I don't recall if the salad came with the biscuits or shortly after, but it was really well done. All the ingredients tasted fresh. I prefer a slightly saltier salad than this, but heck, that's what salt shakers are for, right? I could have asked to doctor it up, and did not. The red onions were so crisp and tasty. The lettuce was fresh. I wasn't a fan of the croutons, but hey, not every restaurant is Ruby Tuesday.
And then, I waited.
And waited.
And waited.
And I'm not mad about it, because honestly, I was feeling sated by the half biscuit and salad, and I recognize that an entree can take a while. But it seems pretty clear that this restaurant is understaffed on their busy days. Sidebar time: despite the apparent understaffing, the barhand, the hosts, the servers and the manager, EVERYONE seemed to be having a good old time. EVERYONE was in the holiday spirit. And that's why I go to restaurants in the first place. Not to mention, as a chain, they can't directly control their pricing and their ability to pay a living wage, so it is NOT the fault of this location that the service was a bit slow, or that the biscuits weren't perfect. Sidebar over. Moving on.
Before the entree came out, that absolute SUCCUBUS of a bartender brought me a basket of THREE MORE BISCUITS that I did not even ASK FOR. How dare she. How dare she. I asked her to take them back because I didn't have room for them, but she refused, advising me to take them home. And I'm glad I took her advice, because THIS batch was perfectly baked and crispy. See, THIS is why people still go to Red Lobster. To sail the crispy waves of Cheddar Bay.
More waiting, more wishing I had more room for biscuits, then finally, the main course! It looked *amazing* on the platter. I think I went for the potato first. I was surprised that they loaded everything onto it instead of putting the sour cream on the side, but it tasted really good. The bacon was perfect. My only complaint is that the jacket was chewy. Red Lobster Corp? If you're listening? Bake the potatoes bare next time, the jackets will be crispier. Look up J. Kenji Lopez-Alt if you want to know how to REALLY bake a 'tato.
Next, the lobster tail. It was small and sad and a bit rubbery and I immediately regretted ordering it when I could've gotten some steak instead, at the same price. I want to say it was probably overcooked, because it was shrunken in the shell. But to be fair, this was DISCOUNT lobster, so I can't complain about the size. Next time I want great big bouncin' lobster tails, I'll go on a cruise or something.
Parrot Isle coconut shrimp. OK, I know I complained about the sangria being too sweet, but this shrimp never fails to satisfy me. I love the sauce, and I use it on basically everything I can. And heck, no one forced them to butterfly the shrimp to encourage even cooking and maximum breading potential. They did that all on their own.
Because they *love* us.
Cheddar Bay shrimp. Too salty, disappointing, the ranch sauce only added to the salt factor. Let's make shrimp extinct from Cheddar Bay next time.