DON C.
Yelp
Homemade?....Yes! Rivaling the best, of the best in the DMV!?....No!!
I came here with some friends, after the Wizards game at the Capital One Arena, looking to satisfy the sweet tooth. I should of known by the dismal selection alone, the situation was about to get hectic. There were only about 5 flavors to choose from, with their signature Southern Belle (Red Velvet) as one of the options.
I chose to dive in on a Red Velvet and Cookies n' Cream. So, let's just get straight to the point shall we??....Both were marginal in flavor and borderline grocery store/Costco in taste. I was really disappointed in the Red Velvet which was dry, tethering stale and had no true southern taste of that buttermilk ting or chocolate bite one looks for in a red velvet cupcake. Also, the crown of the cupcake was hard --crunchy like toast! I mean com'on folks. If you're gonna bare the name "Red Velvet" as a storefront....then you need to "bring it" at least on this cupcake for sure. And, the flavor needs to be "on point".....as if Grandma stuck her crusty foot all up in the cake batter!! What saved this poor thing was the cream-cheese icing. It made it at least palatable and easy to swallow.
As for the Cookies n' Cream cupcake. The cake itself was dense-moist, but once again I was robbed on the flavor tip. Also, it was a bit too sweet.
Overall, 2 1/2 Stars! I haven't been to Red Velvet in years and it seems the impression it left on me back then...is still the same. In the past, the cupcakes were okay to Meh. Nothing to write home about, but at least better than this experience. Also, the price point is steep! I paid over $7 for two tiny cupcakes the size of a Hostess mini-cake. As much as I want it to be, this place is just not stacking up to be anything amazing or a thumbs up for me. This visit and several others in the past has confirmed that. Will not be returning that's for sure. Don't get me wrong here, the cupcakes are not bad or awful. On a good day, at best, they are just average and should be a lot better for the price.
I will admit tho, one thing that hasn't change and that they are consistent on...is the basic "uninspiring" flavor options. Compared to other cupcakeries around the city....I think it's time for a makeover and upgrade on the types of cupcakes offered and creativity. Simple red velvet, devils food, peanut butter and vanilla cupcakes...leaves nothing to be desired imho or definitely doesn't warrant for a repeat visit from this place....compared to what you can sink your teeth into at Baked n' Wired, Sprinkles, or even Georgetown Cupcakes....to name a few! I mean Google or Instagram Sugar Vault in DC...Thank me later!!
Perhaps this is the reason....why I think I haven't been here in years! Too many better options!! You think!??