Mike S.
Yelp
I have scolded some reviewers for using the term "dive bar" too loosely, and have named some local examples of true dive bars that earn the label every day.....and are generally to be avoided by those who respect their lives & livers, and are still allowed to drive a car. (BTW a true dive bar has lots of pedestrian bar-flies and bikes chained outside)
OK....some dive bar characteristics noted at Reservoir: dark, lots of drunks, some napping, cluttered behind the bar, a few pool tables with bad but loud players, a juke box with lots of oldies...but maybe not always working, few signs of sweeping/mopping/cleaning, a sometimes snarling barkeep, most customers known by name & rap sheet, business may pick up after monthly disability checks are received, and a slight air of raffishness.
However any such dive indicia are offset by these factors: too many beer choices, beer too expensive, too many drinking lite or import beer, availability of mixed drinks, wine, Red Bull, cider & "ladies" drinks, patrons too well dressed, located in the middle of an entertainment district, tourists drifting in and actually staying for a drink, nervous giggling at the naughty adventure, a feeling there may be a "dive docent" lurking in the office, toilet paper in the bathroom, and no visible signs of recently rejected beer pooling on the floor.
FYI the presence or absence of gallon jars of red fluid and floating sausages, pickled eggs, pigs feet, dills or other country delicacies on top of the bar ($1 Each) is a neutral factor...not an absolute dive indicator...except for the sqeamish. But this place understands that tourists sipping a Cosmo would not be happy staring at a jug with split hog hooves suspended in a pinkish fluid. However, the presence of a Jagermeister dispenser should cause revocation of any dive certification and repossession of SCUBA tanks.
So this is a show dive, a joint that charges Ybor/tourist prices for the standard array of drinks with an ambiance of orchestrated decadence without real danger. After your stop here as part of your Ybor tour, also check out the historic marker for the Italian-American Club.