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It‘s Monday in the country‘s second most populated city. It‘s December. We‘re counting the 21st century. Atoms forming a wet substance called rain fall from heaven (to those who have left the church, they fell from the sky). Most citizens sit on their couch, celebrating the end of their day with a soft drink or a typical Feierabendbier. Some are working shifts, minors might be sleeping. Only those with an occasion, perhaps something to celebrate, are going out for dinner on days like these, to places like these.
One wouldn‘t spontaneously decide, on this given day, under those climatic (and economic) conditions, to have a light dinner at Restaurant Klinker, you would assume.
Well, assumptions rarely mirror the truth, and have rarely possessed the ability to strongly hold up with reality.
The visitors I am writing about certainly didn‘t break any rules or laws. They might have defied common sense, or lacked logic in their decision. They didn’t decide how the majority of us would have decided. Those two, a children‘s doctor and someone else whose occupation cannot be disclosed, went to Restaurant Klinker. On the day I described. Under the conditions outlined.
„Ich habe einen 25€ Gutschein“ is what the doctor said. „Es ist auch nicht teuer.“, the doctor added. This is where relativity comes into play. Not the one defined by Einstein. Another relativity, one for which „It depends“ is often the golden answer.
What‘s expensive? Are 8€ for a döner kebap expensive? Is a 13€ Espresso Martini excessively priced? Are 60€ per person for a random dinner on a Monday expensive (after deducting a 25€ voucher)? Well, it depends what you are comparing it to, and what criteria you come up with.
I argue that those questions aren‘t necessary, they distract from the important ones: Did you feel nourished? Taken care of? How was the bread? The wine? Did it taste great? Was it an experience?
The reviewed place let those two careless dudes answer all of those truly important questions in the most positive of ways:
Yes! Yes! Excellent! Happiness-inducing. Absolutely! Hell yes, especially for a Monday, or no precisely BECAUSE it was a Monday.
So, would I recommend you to visit Restaurant Klinker - on a Monday - or any other day? Yes, and it does not depend. Go visit.