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Yet another head-scratcher from the Michelin Guide in The Hague. How this place snagged a Bib Gourmand is beyond me. 🤔
The location itself is nice — right in front of the Kneuterdijk tram stop, across from the VOCO IHG hotel, and just a short stroll from our Hotel des Indes. So far, so good. My husband made a reservation for lunch, which turned out to be completely unnecessary — there were plenty of open tables.
We sat down and ordered their “bread service,” which turned out to be… grocery store bread with a side of EVOO from Greece. Now, this is supposed to be a Spanish restaurant, so I’m not sure why we’re doing Greek olive oil here. Nothing against Greek oil (love it, actually), but it just didn’t make sense. The bread itself? Meh. And yes, you pay for it — which I know is pretty standard in the Netherlands, but still.
For our meal, we just ordered a few appetizers since we weren’t that hungry and had another reservation later. We got the sardinas anchoadas — just three little slivers for 10 euros; shrimp croquetas that barely tasted like shrimp and were overcooked by about 30 seconds (the color gives it away and you bite into a over crispy bite that skins your whole roof of the mouth; and sobrasada, which was chorizo on brioche. Except the “brioche” was not fresh at all — it was basically sliced white bread cut into a circle and toasted. Come on, guys.
We also ordered a board of jamón ibérico, which should’ve been glistening with that beautiful marbled fat, but it looked dry and lifeless. None of these dishes were standouts, and honestly, not one of them was worth writing home about.
We had three glasses of wine with our food, followed by coffee, verbena tea, and crema catalana for dessert. Again — nothing bad, just nothing special. Everything felt… average. And for the prices they charge, that’s a no from me. The bill came to about USD 120.