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I honestly don’t get it. I know the Michelin Guide can be graded on a curve in some countries, but this one really had me scratching my head. The service was good and the staff were lovely, I’ll give them that. The ambiance is upscale and matches their prices — but unfortunately, the food just didn’t deliver.
First off, the menu is all over the place — Japanese, Thai, Korean, Mexican… you name it, they’ve thrown it on there. And as you might guess, when you try to do everything, nothing comes out quite right.
We were staying at Hotel des Indes, and my husband spotted this restaurant in the Michelin Guide. It was raining, we were craving some Asian food after weeks in Europe — so we decided to give it a shot. The name “Wox” made me think Chinese, but nope — it’s more like “Asian fusion gone rogue.”
We ordered the Bluefin Tuna Chu-toro, Beef Skewers, and Udon Carbonara.
Let’s start with the tuna: a tiny scoop of fish with ponzu and a bit of nori on top — for 35 euros. Seriously? Sure the fish was fresh enough, but I’d bet good money it wasn’t Bluefin. I travel to Japan 6–7 times a year — trust me, I know my raw fish. Bluefin doesn’t just “happen” to show up fresh in The Hague. In Ginza? Sure. Here? Not a chance.
The beef skewers were actually the best of the three — cooked tender, juicy, and flavorful, even if the seasoning was more Korean than Thai (whatever, at least it tasted good). But the Udon Carbonara was just… awful. The noodles were overcooked, the flavor flat, and there was nothing “carbonara” about it — no egg, no pancetta, just a sad little tangle of noodles tossed in cheese. And that “side dish”? Tiny. 15 euros for that? Wow.
I don’t mind paying for good food — I don’t mind shelling out €1,100 at Guy Savoy in Paris or €360 for lunch at Bistro de la Mer in Amsterdam, and you don’t hear me complain because those meals were worth it. But $115 USD for three small appetizers and a couple of drinks here? No, thank you.