Conor Murphy
Google
Where do I begin? Absolutely terrible. Do not go, the pizza express down the road is a much better way to spend your time.
Myself and my girlfriend have walked past this restaurant a fair bit and finally gave it a try (very regrettably might I add), from the dull atmosphere to the terrible staff, this was one of the worst dining experiences I’ve had in London.
We were interested when we saw they had tapas options of their main meals, so we wanted to try a few dishes between us. Of course we know tapas is smaller, but these portions were something. I want to add that the staff should’ve advised us how many to order, what’s good etc. we went for 5 options, which we thought would be fine, as this is pretty standard for most tapas options (2-3 per person).
We ended up going for:
Bruschetta- £5 for one tiny slice (I forgot to take a photo as we were laughing too much as it set the tone of what was about to come). The taste was average but I couldn’t get over how small it was, similar size to a Nokia phone.
Chicken Meatball in sauce- £8- notice how I said meatball instead of meatballs. £8 for this? We were honestly trying to hold in our laughter when it arrived as we had joked about it before and couldn’t possible imagine it turning up like that. Taste was- 3/10 with what was definitely a jar of sauce. Presentation well, look…ONE MEATBALL?! For two people? Just let us know it’s only one, I wouldn’t have ordered it.
Sautéed Potatos- £5- yes it’s cheap, but my god look at them, they look straight out of a freezer bag. Overcooked, disgusting and presentation…well the photo speaks for itself.
Pizza- £10- we asked for the sourdough option, did not get it- the base was cold and tasted odd, as if it was a wholegrain wrap with tomato purée and cheese on top. Absolutely gross.
Pasta- £10- This was the only dish worth having, nice pasta, decent tapas portion. I quite liked it. Although to the staff, I would ask if someone wants Parmesan (I did thankfully) before leathering it all over the top.
Staff- 0/10- Wow where do I begin again, they seemed confused about their own menu? Got our order wrong. Never checked in to see if everything was okay with the food, even when you could see we were noticeably shocked when some of the food came. Started to clear our plates as we were half way through some of it, when we said we weren’t done, 2 members of staff looked as us as if we were speaking another language, we let them take the plates in the end as to be honest, we did not want the food anyway. Then had the cheek to ask for service charge at the end, which I paid as I just wanted to get out of that place as quick as I could. I appreciate people can be new to waitering, but multiple staff, on a quiet Monday night being this poor, was shocking and there was no noticeable manager there, if there had been I would’ve asked to speak with them.
To top it off, we both had horrible stomach aches about 30 minutes after eating, a comment I have seen a few times in the reviews.
Will never be returning, and I would advise any other people who see it online or have walked past and thought shall we give it a try, please don’t bother.