Gordan W.
Yelp
This was, without a doubt, one of the worst bar experiences I've ever had -- and I've been to dive bars, tourist traps, you name it. But this place in Key West? Absolutely miserable from the moment we walked in.
We showed up on a Saturday night expecting at least something. The place was nearly empty -- five people max -- but the music was blasting like it was a Vegas nightclub. The vibe was just awkward and dead.
The bartender couldn't have been more uninterested in helping us. She barely made eye contact, didn't say hello, and when we asked a question about the drinks, she cut us off mid-sentence and snapped, "I don't have time for this right now." Mind you, there was no one else even at the bar.
But the worst part was the security guy at the front. As we were walking in, he looked at us -- a group of three friends, one of whom is openly gay -- and muttered, "Well, this should be interesting..." and then laughed. When we asked what he meant, he waved us off and said, "You boys look ready for a fashion show, not a bar." It was clear what he was getting at, and it felt gross. It was a subtle dig, but full of that casual, sneering homophobia that makes your skin crawl. None of the staff batted an eye or stepped in. It was just accepted.
We stayed for one overpriced drink ($14 for a watered-down rum and coke) and left immediately after. You couldn't pay me to come back.
Key West has some great, welcoming bars -- this is not one of them. Avoid it unless you like rude staff, uncomfortable vibes, and offensive comments being shrugged off like it's normal.