Kevin E.
Yelp
Have you ever found a restaurant that has the most amazing food and for some reason, while all the restaurants around it have lines out the door, your find is only getting adequate business? Has that frustrated you, but pleased you just the same? You want that restaurant to do well so it stays in business, but you also want to keep that secret all to yourself so you won't have to wait in lines forever before getting your food?
You know exactly what I'm talking about. And that is exactly how I feel about Rio Bravo Country Club. And I hope with everything in my being that I don't end up regretting my decision to write this review.
OK, now let's start this review for real. I'm not holding an event there, so this review is not about that. I haven't eaten there, so this review is not about that, either. This review is about the golf -- and that golf is absolutely amazing. As in unbelievable. As in incredible.
Dare I say it? Yes, I will. Rio Bravo Country Club is the best golf course in Kern County. And that golf course is not played by many people, making it even better.
Yes, I played Kern River a couple of weekends ago and I saw all of the cut-off jeans crowd cranking "Sweet Home Alabama" on their portable speakers loud enough for the entire golf course to hear. When did we turn into a society in which we care so little about anyone else? That common etiquette is thrown out the door because it's what I want and no one else matters? It's a sad state, but the good news is that you won't find that at Rio Bravo.
Going to Rio Bravo is like being a million miles away. And it almost is if you live in the southwest as I do, but it's worth every minute of the drive across town through all of the traffic and construction once you're on the course. The greens are the fastest in town forcing a golfer to focus on staying beneath the hole, and that 600-plus-yard, uphill, par-5 11th hole is an absolute challenge each and every time.
But wait a second! You're not a member! How can you play golf here when you're not a member? Here comes the part I hope I don't regret telling the world: you don't have to be a member to play golf here. The course is open to the public after 10 a.m. So grab your polo and khakis, clean up your golf clubs, leave your portable speaker at home, and get out and enjoy the hidden gem that is Rio Bravo Country Club.
Just be sure to not make it too crowded...