Joe J.
Yelp
Before I go in on this review here's something you should know about me. The only kind of waters I enjoy are Steamy hot shower water, Ice cold drinking water, and occasionally pool water. I'm not big on bugs, extended period in the sun, or open bodies of water.
Truth be told when we took the bus down to the start of the river ride, I wqas like 2 seconds from backing out and going back up to the bar, but...
I had a really good time. I got the Tube Tracker instead of the regular tube, so that kept my butt out of the water and my body about 65% dry, until I feel getting out at the end.
I went in a large group, and i'll admit that there was some anxiety at play, but after the first 10 minutes you don't even mind the dragonflies mating on your arms and legs and you come to grips with the high unlikeliness that a crocodile, alligator, or pack of river otters may be lurking. We took a ton of pictures and I played music for the 2 hour ride. My kids got to splash around and have a great time and I got to be there to share the memory, it was great.
I know that I kind of just jumped right in to being at the river, but we had no issues with booking or customer service. Everything ran really smooth. The ride was surprisingly more "Big Guy Friendly" than I thought it would be. I maybe felt my tube touch bottom twice, but I was never stuck. I was paddling circles around my family and friends, and the paddle gave me a fighting chance with an "river opps" that might try to slide.