Craig W.
Yelp
I got bit by a pelican and lived to tell the tale.
Robbie's is a weird but plenty fun tourist trap that you just have to experience. Parking is free but it might be a little tough to find a spot at times.
The primary attraction here is feeding sardines to tarpons which, if you don't know, are enormously long fish with mouths that open like giant raptors. The tarpons won't bite you but I can tell you first-hand that the pelicans will, if they can.
You pay for the sardines to feed the tarpons and you also pay, per person, for the privilege of walking out onto the short dock where the feeding takes place. Just bite the bullet and pay the fees.
To their credit, above the water, Robbie's has installed netting with holes in it so you can place your hand to feed the tarpons hopefully without interference from the pelicans. The pelicans--which are, by nature, mean birds--aren't entirely stupid and they swarm the dock trying to snag the fish you purchased before you feed the tarpons.
Hold onto your fish well because the pelicans are very aggressive. I covered my sardine with my hand and dropped my hand below the netting. However, at the same time the tarpon grabbed my fish, a nasty pelican tried to take a bite out of my forearm. In fact, his whole nasty beak closed down on my forearm. Fortunately, it didn't hurt whatsoever and the crazy bird only left some scratches. My biggest complaint was that the dumb bird's beak was nowhere near the fish I gave to the tarpon. He never came close to grabbing the yummy sardine.
Robbie's also has souvenirs galore, a restaurant, a bar (which made me a very strong pina colada, believe it or not), and opportunities to take you fishing or engage in other water activities.
I guess scratches from a pelican bite can be considered a souvenir, right?