Sara Ann S.
Yelp
WARNING: THIS IS A BURGER ONLY REVIEW
Look, I am reading what you are saying people, Rockpool is the shit. HOWEVER, this review is purely based on the Burger alone. And this lady has high standards when it comes to burgers - especially at $24 a pop.
I have dreamt about the Rockpool burger for years, putting it off while I slutted my tastebuds around Sydney at almost every burger joint, enjoying the guilty pleasure that only a burger can bring.
(Now, I have put a lot of burgers in my mouth, so I am pretty much an expert burger taster.) So when I finally got the opportunity to try Rockpool today, I brought my highly tuned palette and braced myself.
First bite and the best way to describe the Rockpool burger is like having sex with a movie star - when you'd rather go a pornstar.
The meat was incredible, probably the best meat I have ever tasted in a burger - medium rare pink, juicy and delicious. The toppings were classic: brioche bun, picked red onion, tomato, lettuce and pickles. Classic. Movie star for sure.
HOWEVER, I prefer the gritty, saucy, downright dirty burger with cheese oozing and sauce flowing down the slides: Mary's, Bar Luca, Burgers by Josh-style burgers that you certainly wouldn't introduce to your mother. Thats the porn star burger.
So conclusion. Rockpool, you are one classy lady, but I prefer a lady in the street and a freak in the sheets....