Steph C.
Yelp
We spent a weekend in the Bay Area earlier this month and met up with an old friend for lunch. He suggested the Alpine Inn, which was a slight hike for everyone, saying it was worth the outing to Portola Valley.
I've spent a lot of time in the Bay Area but had never been out this way. It was a beautiful area, scenic with hills and greenery. Alpine Inn is among the town's main attractions--it's one of the oldest drinking establishments in California, with its own Wikipedia page. These days, it serves as a big, casual place to eat and drink outdoors, a destination for both tourists and locals.
We went at noon on a July Saturday and the joint was busy, with a good system in place for managing the crowd. We put our name down and submitted to a reasonable wait, maybe 15 or 20 minutes. There was a waiting area with seating and access to booze and snacks. I'm sure that comes in handy when wait times drag longer.
We got a notification when our party was up, and were led to our table by an earnest, competent boy who explained the ordering system. (Whatever the minimum age is to work at a restaurant in California, he was either exactly that old or somebody's 13-year-old son evading child labor laws through a hopefully wholesome loophole.) Service was hands off after that, but the QR code stuff was easy enough, and everything came out fast. We were able to help ourselves to condiments, straws, napkins, etc.
The space was lovely, pleasant and open and charming. I enjoyed a Bloody Mary made with house-smoked tomatoes, 12-spice blend, and Tito's vodka, garnished with yellow pepper and green bean pickles. There was an extensive food menu, but a burger seemed like the way to go. I got Rudy's Smash Burger, a satisfying quarter pounder with Niman Ranch grass-fed angus beef, American cheese, shaved griddled onion, pickles, pickled jalapeños, and house sauce. Nothing fancy, but quite good. It came with fries, which were a bit pale but tasty enough.
I don't know when I'll make it back to Portola Valley, but when I do, it'll probably be for the Alpine Inn. This was a great spot for a relaxing catch-up meal, well worth a little detour on a warm day in the Bay.