Jenny S.
Yelp
For my nephew's 11th birthday, we returned to Round The Bend, because nothing says celebration quite like steak, prime rib, and deep-fried goodness. We arrived around 5:15 PM, got on the waitlist, and hung out at the bar while waiting for the rest of our party. Saturday night, party of seven--of course, there was a wait. But the hardest part? The place smells unreal. Waiting was torture with that scent of sizzling steaks in the air.
Once seated, our server was right on it, taking drink orders immediately. I still had my margarita from the bar (if you know, you know--these are on tap and dangerously strong). I stick to a two-marg max, because three is a mistake I won't make twice.
But let's talk about my real achievement of the night: full beverage goblin mode.
Margarita
Coke Zero WITH lemon
Water
And bless our server; she kept them all coming.
You don't come to the home of the Testicle Festival without getting a Full Sack. We also grabbed Corn "Husker" Nuggets and tried the new traditional wings with Billy Bucks Rub.
I wanted to take a picture... but this table was a pack of wild animals. Gone in seconds.
Full Sack - Fried to perfection, crispy, and dunked in BBQ sauce. Pro tip: upgrade your nuts with Jalapeño Ranch.
Corn Nuggets - Served with a spicy mayo sauce that always hits.
Traditional Wings with Billy Buck's Dry Rub - Absolute home run. Even the wing snobs at our table agreed: these are always a must-order.
We devoured everything so fast we had to order another Full Sack before the main course. No regrets.
For the mains, it was all steaks and prime rib. I went with the 8 oz filet--cooked to perfection, cut like butter, and paired with sweet potato fries and mushrooms--Chef's freaking kiss. My house salad with jalapeño ranch was fresh and crisp, and the dinner rolls? Hot from the oven.
Then came the prime ribs...
Dad went for a smaller cut.
Husband went for the RTB Cut--a literal 32-oz (TWO POUND) prime rib. An absolute behemoth.
Everything came out fast--this kitchen runs like a well-oiled, steak-searing machine.
Now, my dad is a toddler in a grown man's body, but we love him anyway. After finishing his meal, he decided to drop the remaining fat from his prime rib into his au jus cup and dangle it off his fork. Then he looked me dead in the eye and said, "I'll give you $100 if you eat this."
No, sir. Absolutely not.
Our server walked up mid-scene, and my dad--never one to waste an opportunity--offered her the $100 if she ate it. Without missing a beat, she goes, "I AM hungry, but we're not allowed to eat on the floor. My boss would get mad."
And you know what? He gave her the $100 anyway.
Final Verdict: Worth Every Penny
The bill for seven people, four appetizers, drinks, and way too much beef came to $424--which is a steal for this much food and this level of quality. I tipped another $90, bringing the total to $515, and I'd do it all again in a heartbeat.
Would I come back? 1000%.
Would I get another Full Sack? No question.
Will I ever eat prime rib fat for money? It's still a hard no.