Frank T.
Yelp
So, I write this review with tongue in cheek, since how I ended up here was really a nightmare. My boss and I were delayed for two days trying to get to Tel Aviv, Israel with American Airlines via Miami connection. We missed the Miami connection two days in a row, and we trusted AA to book us at a hotel close to the airport. Unfortunately, that was a mistake, considering it was spring break. American gave us vouchers for the Regency, which didn't seem bad. Unfortunately, when we got there, they said they were all sold out, and could not honor the reservation. WTF! American! Anyways, I've taken that up with American.
Well, I used my trusty BonVoy app to try and get a room just across the street from... count it... 5 Marriott properties in a row. The lady on the phone, was very helpful, except for the fact that everything in Miami was full except for Ritz at $1000/night and Royal Palms at $450. Guess what my boss and I chose?
$35 Uber ride and 20 minutes later we were in the lobby. Thank god, as the manager was telling his lobby staff to turn away people with reservations. WTF.
My boss and I made it, got in a room, and didn't have to sleep on the beaches of Miami.
Now, the room sucked. I am sorry, but the furniture was like a crack house painted in white. And I only say this, since at 12:30am the room next door to me was playing music loud enough for all of South Beach to hear. I banged on the wall and that lasted for 3 minutes. I went down to lobby and asked to be moved, to only be told that they are booked solid. No surprise from the same lady that told me nothing was open, when asked when I checked in, only to find out that many restaurants around the hotel were.
The staff at the lobby were not happy, and not helpful, and not customer service centrict. Marriott needs to do a review of this property and the staff. When I requested they do something about the noise, the lady asked if I wanted security to intervene. I wanted to say, "DUH!" since it was 1am, and I had paid $460 to get a good nights sleep regardless of how late people party in Miami.
Word to the wise... stay away from this hotel, unless you get it for the cheap at hotels.com for $220/night, and even then, the pool bar will rip you off.