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Don't leave it sitting out because that might SPOIL TEA
Don't drink it when you have the runs or you might SOIL TEA
If you like it hot, pop the stove on and just BOIL TEA
And if you want the best Boba in Boston go to ROYALTEA!
If you wanna keep it cold, maybe wrap it in FOIL TEA
If you never go to other Boba shops, you're LOYAL TEA
If you do cardio to work off Boba then you TOIL TEA
But it's so worth it when you taste the flavours here at ROYALTEA
When I came here I used a healthy dose of BABY OIL TEA
And stepped into the tanning salon and got a nice BROIL TEA
If I keep drinking Boba I will look like SUSAN BOYLE TEA
But I won't care as long as I can keep coming to ROYALTEA
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My first trip to Royaltea was fantastic because I tried a bunch of amazing drinks and fell in love with what is now probably my favorite boba shop in all of New England. I didn't realize it was a big chain that's rapidly expanding across the US, but so be it.
I don't appreciate having arguments with the ownership about what's good and what I'm going to like when I try to order off-menu but altogether they were pretty cool about resolving it in my favour and giving me what I wanted - and then the drinks themselves were absolutely spectacular. I've been to a whole host of Royalteas since then, including Baltimore and Toronto, and in each case, they refuse to make off-menu drinks for me, so I can't be too mad at this one location for (almost) enforcing a company wide policy.
My first trip here I tried the milk tea and was absolutely in love with it. It's delicious and flavorful and the boba was excellent. The second one didn't go as well because they were closed before they were supposed to be closed and were mad that I was in there.
But Royaltea has spectacular brown sugar milk tea and their regular milk tea is pretty decent as well - but I delved into the fruit menu despite having a long 15-minute conversation with them to convince them to give me a black tea mixed with their lemon instead of green. At first they weren't going to do it but then they saw the light and decided to cash in on an extra drink and give me what I wanted. I'm really glad they did because it was absolutely delicious. In fact it was the best lemon black tea I've had in a long time. One of the best I've ever had! They tasted it and seemed surprised that it was actually good. Wow. Maybe this customer isn't stupid after all.
They tasted it and said that it was like Lipton. No my friends. It's a hell of a lot better than that! They gave me a hint that they were going to be willing to make it for me again in future but little did they know I'm not from around here - however they just earned themselves extra brownie points with me. Even though they were already getting five stars for their excellent brown sugar milk tea.
The only negative that I have to point out was that I came the night before and they were closed about 52 minutes before the internet said they were supposed to. They had only been closed for about 8 minutes when I walked in and they could have pushed out the boat and rustled something up for me but they were pretty aggressive and telling me to get out. Oh well.
Also they could have been a hell of a lot more genial and less patronising with the whole lemon black tea thing but once they did finally agree to make it they were nice about it and I made sure they understood that I absolutely loved the drink and I wasn't just exaggerating to prove myself right or to vindicate their decision or my request. I really really really really love the lemon black tea actually every bit as much as their wonderful brown sugar milk tea that made me come back here in the first place - but good luck getting them to make one for you!
You may not get treated like Royalty... but you still need to go to Royaltea.
If you are Edam, I'll be BRIE
If you're the princess, I'm the PEA
If you want sausage, I'll bring the D
But if you want Boba, try ROYALTEA
I ran here so fast, I blew out my KNEE
It hurt so bad, like an EMERGENCY
But I said no, don't call the EMT
Just take me for Boba at ROYALTEA
If you're Dr. Watson, it's ELEMENTARY
If you have 2 lovers, wanna make it the THREE?
If the bathroom's empty, I need to PEE
And if you need Boba, go to ROYALTEA
If you like Sade, just call me the MARQUIS
If you're running for election, I'm an ABSENTEE
If I'm a Spice Girl, you're a WANNABE
Are you from Nashville cuz you're the only TEN I SEE
If you're Pam Anderson, I'm TOMMY LEE
If I'm Dallas, you can do me like DEBBIE
If you're Macauley in My Girl, I'm the BEE
So float like a butterfly down to ROYALTEA
If this review gets censored you can blame the FCC
Wanna see a Wonka, I'll show you the WILLY
As for Barbie, she's out looking for the BBC
I hope she's willing to share with ME
I mean, there's a reason they call me AC/DC
That's a pretty average night at house of FOX E & BARBIE
And yes I'm very proud that we're both LGBT
But there is nothing average about drinks at ROYALTEA!