Lance L.
Yelp
There is something very very Fishy about this place....
About this review...
And I think...
You're gonna Love it!!!
O.k. maybe I'm a little bias due to my addiction(s), but I just can't quit and trust me I've tried.
The Bar
As a struggling addict, the last place I want to be is here, alone, just staring at the temptations behind the bar...
But then I remember that I've been good. I've been on the up and up so I convince myself it's ok...
Just one or two isn't gonna get me into trouble...
But I was wrong!!
As I sat at my table shaking, nearly sweating from the decision I just made, I decided that I already fell off the wagon so why stop there...
And Back to the SALSA BAR I went!!
That's right! Put any Salsa Bar in front of me and all my inhibitions go right out the window.
It's like I just black out and go wild.
The song from LMFAO comes on and all of a sudden I'm doin' shots, shots, shots, SHOTS, SHOTS Everybody! of whatever mild, salsa picante or tomatillo salsa that I can get my little hands on.
Yeah it's that bad!
Pico is like crack to me.
Green salsa, Red Salsa, Roasted Salsa...
Hell, I don't care if it's purple!
Just pour it as fast as you can and get it inside my body!
And as for my other vice...
Don't get me started on my other addiction:
TACOS!!!
Yeah, Rubio's fish tacos hits hard and this last visit, I definitely relapsed.
I went with their Coastal Trio; a taco flight of their most popular tacos:
-The O.G. Fried beer battered Fish Taco
-A Salsa Verde Shrimp Taco
-And a wild-caught mahi mahi taco.
Damn... it had me feelin' like I was straight out of Baja.
This and a side of their Mexican Rice & No-Fried pinto beans and my fix was finally satisfied!
Located right off the CA 111 in Palm Desert...
If you're looking for fresh fish smack dab in the middle of the desert... (don't worry, it's fresh!)
I say Rubio's is your best bet.
O.k...
I'm finally ready for my intervention.
Hi, my name is Lance L. and I'm a Tacoholic.
Now, take me to the salsa bar & let's tacobout it!!!!