Rob W.
Yelp
I was so excited to try this spot, and I loved the execution of the decor and the vibe--as well as the incorporation of a live performer, but the service was consistently abysmal, and the product was fine, but ultimately way too standard and unexceptional to compensate.
We were seated at "the bar" which I was pleasantly surprised is just a long high top--no sitting at the actual bar (fine at most spots, but felt like a place you wanted your cozy aside). Ordered two drinks along with a couple of sides (cheese plate, truffle fries). Drinks came reasonably enough. No food. For like a good 30 minutes. Couldn't find waitress, so had to go to the bar an inquire. Food came another 20+ minutes later--waitress admitted she completely forgot, apologized, so while a bit hangry, I figured no harm.
Then we ordered a second round of drinks which again took forever to arrive, and came out wrong twice (waitress came by twice with wine, which we didn't order, and seemed alternately insistent or desperate that we just take the wine). I asked for the check as soon as the second round came, but we still had to remind her to bring it a second time as we were finishing. Nothing like being made to feel completely invisible.
As noted, drinks were fine, but nothing of the quality I expect from an upscale cocktail bar/speakeasy at this price point. The midnight whiskey sour looked pretty and was good, though not an exceptional improvement on the original. And for all its ingredients, the Contessa felt like a glorified Negroni. Food was equally fine, but not in any way special.
Enjoyed the performer-- Natalie Joy Johnson--had the style and panache of a drag show. Can't help but wonder if our server, Heather, was having a bad night, or just not cut out for this. It's an interesting spot for sure, but that alone does not make for a place worth visiting.