Amelia J.
Yelp
Here's the thing-- Uluru itself (Ayers Rock) is amazing. All of the "excursions"-- like Sounds of Silence, the camel rides, and Desert Awakenings-- were amazing. And the hotel itself wasn't even THAT bad on it's own. So, really, this review is for the parent company, Voyages, who owns Ayers Rock Resort, a small town/tourist area that consists of a few hotels and a smallish shopping center.
So, Sails in the Desert itself. Fine. Nothing to write home about, but fine. Rooms were clean. Sheets and beds were meh. It's a stock hotel room. The price is VERY high for what you get, but when you're the only real game in town, you can gouge.
The excursions, as mentioned before, are truly unforgettable. BUT...they cost about $200 a piece extra. Worth it in every way, but they're definitely pricey. Sounds of Silence, especially, is worth every penny.
But the rest of the "resort"? The worst. Just the absolute worst. All three hotels have some form of restaurant attached, where breakfast will run you $30, minimum. If you want to avoid the hotel restaurants, you can go to a number of places in the little town-- there's a cafe, a restaurant called Gecko's, and a takeaway restaurant called Ayers Wok. Ayers Wok was fine-- nothing special, but fine. The other two places were just so incredibly bad. It's like they drove to Brisbane, got out of the car, and said "We'll take anyone. ANYONE. Who want's a job? Can you read? Write? Do you have hands? Are you a ball python? We don't care. Come on, we'll give you a job."
I'm serious. At Geckos, we had this blonde waitress. We'd had her once before, and both times she quite literally never spoke except to say "Are you ready yet?" while flipping her notepad open. She didn't seem impatient, exactly, but rather like this was the one aspect of her job that she had the smallest clue how to execute. Both times, she didn't bring us drinks. Both times, she messed the orders up. The second time we ate there, my boyfriend wasn't getting anything to eat, but I was. When we explained this, she laughed weirdly, then walked away.
At the cafe, the following conversation happened:
Waitress: Is this for here or takeaway.
Me: Takeaway.
Waitress: Not for here?
Me: That's right.
Waitress: Oh, for here, got it.
When my food finally came, the latte was "for here" and the sandwich was takeaway.
On top of all that, both restaurants are covered in flies. This is just a reality in Yulara-- flies are EVERYWHERE. But it was still gross.
The last night we were in Yulara, we couldn't handle eating at those places again, nor could we justify $30+ a head for hotel dinner. So, we went to the tiny grocery store, bought spaghetti and sauce, and made it in our hotel room using tea kettles and the sink. That's how bad everything here is-- I would rather eat spaghetti made in a hotel room sink than go to those restaurants again.
Anyway-- Uluru is totally worth seeing. It's an amazing place and unlike anything else in the world. BUT, if I had to do it again? I'd cram everything into as few days as possible, and get the hell out of dodge.