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I grew up in the northern Chicago suburbs, and Sarkis is an absolute institution. I’m pretty sure the original owner, Sarkis, is no longer involved and that the business was purchased by longtime employees years ago, but the soul of the place hasn’t changed one bit.
This is the quintessential no-frills neighborhood breakfast spot. It’s a diner in setup and vibe, counter seating, quick service, familiar faces, but the menu is uniquely Sarkis. While they can make standard breakfast fare, they’re truly known for their outstanding signature sandwiches.
Two classics stand out. The Disaster is excellent and lives up to its reputation, but my personal favorite is the bacon Loretta with an egg. It’s perfect. Bacon, cheese, diced peppers and onions, plus an egg if you order it, all served on a fresh Italian white roll. I add the hot sauce that sits on the table and pair it with a side of cheesy hash browns. From a health perspective, it’s completely reckless. From a taste and nostalgia perspective, it’s flawless.
If I had to compare Sarkis to a movie genre, it’s the John Hughes equivalent of a restaurant. It belongs in the same North Shore nostalgia collage as The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Home Alone, and Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. It’s iconic in the way it marks transitions, junior high to high school, high school to college, first hangovers, and early adulthood.
Over the years, Sarkis has made some thoughtful upgrades, including outdoor seating when the weather’s nice, which is a great addition. It’s cash only, though I believe there’s an ATM on site. The staff is welcoming, kind, and efficient, and it’s a natural reunion spot for people who grew up in the area.
Prices are fair, the food is consistent, and it’s just as delicious as you remember.
The only minor note, and this is truly nitpicking, is the coffee. I believe the default is hazelnut. It’s fine for a quick caffeine fix, but I’d personally love a plain regular coffee option as well.
I absolutely love this place and make a point to meet old friends here every time I’m back in Chicago. Sarkis is a reminder of how special it was to grow up in this area. It’s one of a kind, deeply nostalgic, and uniquely Chicago.