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If they were called Shellers then all they'd really do would be (a) take the shells off crawfish and crabs for you, (b) sell you petroleum with yellow and red colours adorning their filling station, and (c) overcharge you by making you Shell Out a lot of money on your purchases. Thankfully they're Schallers, instead. Schall I continue?
What to order: Amazing Burger - extra meat sauce.
What else: white hots, ground round.
If they were called Shy-lers, then nobody would ever come over to serve you. They'd just be too shy.
Of all the "Rochester institutions" (Steve T's, Nick Tahou's, Bill Gray's, Don's Original), this one is probably my favourite. Unless you count Abbott's Frozen Custard, because then Abbott's wins. But Schaller's is a very close second. Their burger is just something else. I'm not the only one that thinks so. My travel companion is addicted to them too, and she doesn't even like burgers.
If they were called Shoo-lers, they'd shoo you out of the restaurant as soon as you walked in.
I get the Cheeseburger with extra meat sauce. I usually don't even like Cheese on my burgers, but when it comes to Schaller's, I'm all about it. We're talking about delicious light melted cheese on a tasty spiced patty with greasy juicy hot delicious meat sauce and bits of onion smothering the whole thing. In addition, it's on a bun that simply has to be described as one of the best-tasting burger buns on earth.
If they were called Shirley Temple's, then everyone inside would be drunk.
Altogether, it's the perfect fast food burger. The ultimate. The best one in WNY - and one of the best in the country. Right up there with Powers of Fort Wayne and Town Topic of Kansas City and the Galley Boy of NE Ohio's Swenson's and the burgers at Cook Out of North Carolina.
If they were called Shula's, then they'd coach the undefeated Dolphins instead of serving burgers.
This location is the original, way up by Lake Ontario. It's a little out of the way, but the surroundings are so beautiful that I recommend this location every time. If it's too far for you, then there is one in Irondeqoit and there's one way down in Henrietta. I've been to both and they were both excellent. I mean, off-the-charts excellent in all three cases. How often does that happen?
If they were called Shhhh-lers, you wouldn't be allowed to talk when inside.
By the way, they have good White Hots too. A White Hot is basically a Zweigle's "Brat" type sausage, cut in half, on a bun, with onions, and completely smothered, covered, dripping in meat sauce. They're really very good, and about one-eighth the size of a Garbage Plate, so perfectly sized for a snack. You probably already know what a GP is. If not, then see my Nick's review. They're enormous and so bad for you.
If this were called Jersey Shore-lers, then Snooki and J-Woww might eat here, figures bedamned. And then I'd probably hang out here more often - and so would my girlfriend.
If you're a Rochesterite who hasn't tried this burger lately - or ever... or if you're an out-of-towner in Rochester for a day or a few days... come here and be amazed. Please don't forget to ask for the extra meat sauce.
Speaking of meat, check this out. (Pulls down pants).