Abe N.
Yelp
Maybe I should double the score for the seating and layout, but jeez S.Board how bad can you make that burger???
Made by the guy that was drinking whiskey next to me before I ordered it, who apparently MAYBE works there, maybe as a janitor or something? He was talking about how it was his first time working in that kitchen. A group that appeared to be the owners sitting next to him, so I thought maybe that would have helped the sitch, but hell naw.
-Took 40 minutes to come out, (after orders after me, blah blah blah).
-asked for medium rare "no problem!", comes out cooked WELLwell, dry, cold, and undersized. Cold fries as well. Cold chili on top too, to the point that it had solidified on top of the patty. That's cool (heh) though, because there was maybe a tablespoon of chli, didn't spill a single drop of chili out of their chili burger, how is that even possible?!?
-the bun was cold and wet.
-no napkins. Acknowledged by the bartender, just never got me some until I practically had to tackle her to get some.
The real issues that let to me actually typing this out. Bartender gal wasn't even slammed, but there was a party that kept ordering expensive shots that had her completely distracted. And she never apologized for the completely terrible service, how ridiculously long the wait was, or asked how the burger was. I honestly couldn't even flag her down.
There'll probably eventually be a Sunday that I want to watch a few games, but what a bummer.