Phil C.
Yelp
Hey look, a great place for horrible service. Story time: Upon arriving at the Seamonster Lounge, I grabbed a seat at the bar and asked what was on tap. "Beer," the bartender replied in complete deadpan. I was hoping he was kidding, but either way it was an odd note to start out on. I asked for a Guinness and was promptly served as I stared at the food menu on the wall, but was not asked if I wanted anything. I continued to look at it for the 5-10 minutes that elapsed as I waited for a friend to arrive and was still not asked, and it wasn't because it was busy as I was one of a handful of patrons, and it was an early Tuesday night. Rather, he was chatting with a friend of his own (possibly another coworker) at the other end of the bar the whole time.
My friend showed up, ordered a drink, and before I could ask about the food the bartender had already walked off again. Cue the passage of another ten minutes, still nothing so actually had to raise my arm for a while to flag him down.
"How do the smoked kielbasa, spicy link, and the gumbo compare?" I asked.
"*shrug*"
"...Okay, well I'm having a hard time deciding. Do you have a preference of any of them?"
"Nope."
"... okay. Well how's the link?"
"I dunno. It's spicy."
This had to be a joke, right? I gave up and ordered the kielbasa while, yet again, he ran off as my friend was mid-sentence to order food of his own. At this point we were both baffled and the night wasn't getting any younger, so we decided to cut our losses whenever the bartender returned, which didn't happen for quite some time (surprise). When he finally returned, he noticed that we'd finished our drinks and asked if I wanted another Guinness.
"Actually, we'd like to close out."
"Huh?"
"We'd like to close out."
"What about your food?"
"Go ahead and cancel it."
"It's already cooking."
"Okay, I'll pay for it then but we're going to leave."
"Why, because I didn't have an opinion?"
"Not just that - one thing after another. Not feeling the service."
"You know what? Don't worry about the drink."
"All right, well then here's the cash for my friend's."
"Fine, here's your change. I'm sure you'll go and Yelp about this."
Sure, why not? But first, we went to a pub just down the block and had excellent service.