John C.
Yelp
There's a special place in my heart for cheap little hole-in-the-wall diners that specialize in gyros. I've been to at least half a dozen of those types of places in the greater Cinci area over the past 5-6 years, and this is one of the worst.
Why a 2/5? I subtracted three stars for three big cons.
Cons:
-The tzatziki tasted like watered-down cucumber juice. The worst I've had, easily. This in itself is enough for me to not come back. If you're the type of person that drowns your gyros and fries in ketchup, then you probably won't care, but a good gyro meal requires good tzatziki sauce, so if I did happen to be on the west side and ate here again, I wouldn't get their gyros.
-We ordered Greek fries to share and when they came out they looked and tasted like regular fries, very little seasoning, almost no flavor. No wonder the lady offered us ketchup - with the tzatziki sauce being so bland and almost no seasoning on our fries, why not?
-The composition of the gyro itself was overwhelmingly meaty, a few stringy onion slices, and a bit of tomato. It was basically bread and meat. I think I wouldn't have cared so much if they at least had good tzatziki sauce to go on it.
Pros:
-The lamb was good.
If you are a burger-and-fries kind of person with no interest in a real gyro experience, this place will be fine for the price. If you actually like a good gyro, avoid this place.
edit: Also, they only accept cash. We paid a $2.95 fee to withdraw some cash at their ATM. This was after we had already ordered, and we didn't see any signs that said "cash only" on our way to the counter and we weren't told that up front. This is kind of common in neighborhood diners, but just make sure you're prepared with cash or to pay the fee.