Tony S.
Google
Absolutely reprehensible excuse of a wretched establishment this is. Lies, lies and more lies with online ordering. They string you along, gaslight you about their offerings, bait and switch at the last minute removing things. Spent 30 minutes trying to place an order. Changed my location on me. Placed it again. Items aren’t available. Well, it said it was. Tried again. Item is available again! But now another one disappeared entirely. It existed a minute ago? All the ingredients for it are used in other items, all of which are still available, hm? Curious indeed. It almost feels targeted, frankly… oh! And would you look at that! This other item has now returned. Well I’m miffed about the other thing indeed, but at least this is back now! Oh joy oh happy day! Wait a minute…. Wait a minute… what’s this? I can select it, I can press “add to cart” and yet… it does not add to cart. Everything else works. Just hit this one single solitary item. I would’ve rather been waterboarded for the last half hour. Ativan still be hungry but I guess I at least wouldn’t be thirsty. Now I am both of those things, and one small moment of my life- however miniscule- is going to bring down the entire average happiness of my entire life. It may be a trivial amount, as it was only half an hour but that’s not the point. Thanks a lot shake shack.