Jolly Roger's Ranch R.
Yelp
I'm typing as I'm finishing an outstanding dinner of beef biryani, lamb rogan josh, naan bread, and delightful keema samosas. The flavors are so awesome. Such a delicious break from the standard NH fare.
And this is warmed up take out!! I can't imagine how awesome it would be eaten right out of the kitchen.
As always, the staff is friendly, engaging, recognized and pleasantly greeted my wife even though she hasn't been in there for over a year. Just super delightful people.
Useful review aside, now to engage in some general confrontational banter:
Gotta give a shout out to my boy Latish K who commented 8/6/21.
There is a popular phrase in the English vernacular:
"ignorance is bliss." By your very evident missing of the point of my last review post...I surmise you must enjoy a very happy existence.
Responding to your post:
You said: "To the guy defending in other review that they don't have access to Indian groceries, dude, there is lobster place in the town!"
--(Yes Latisha, there are many lobsters here...it is New England after all)
You said: "Indian groceries are 95% same as regular american"
--(Latisha, this would obviously then beg the question of the wisdom of anyone ever starting an Indian grocery store in America...and...also just as an aside...the word "American" is written with a capital A) --only because you're obviously a stickler for detail and tradition.
You said: "So, you come to U.S to fool people with theatrics."
--(Are you accidentally reviewing the wrong place? Are we talking about a dinner theater now?? -- LMAO)
Now the moral lesson from me to you at no charge:
Dude, this is a small family run business.
You live in an environment where your unsolicited opinions carry very little weight really. In your overly populated and congested realm, your reviews are basically meaningless without any real impact or consequence.
In a small rural community on the other hand, reviews can make a very big difference. You can really have a negative impact on a small family business such that the business loses needed clientele. This impacts actual people man. And yet you're never held accountable for what you say, for you it's just tapping your little thumbies and spouting off with no consequence because you're probably a sad little discontented city turd, who needs opportunities like this to feel like a big important guy that matters. You're clearly not willing to come move up here, be a part of our community, and do better, so why make things harder on those who are?
This family has been serving the valley for years. They are wonderful people. Food not authentic enough for you? Gosh! Sorry bout that snow-flake!
Maybe you should just eat at home mmmmkay?
As I said in my other post, if the food is not a good representation of the traditional cuisine, it isn't up to your highly sophisticated standards and distinguished palate... well, come on up!! Open up your own place and do better.
OR...If, as you say, the traditional American grocery stores have 95% of what you need to make excellent cuisine, then you should be able to cook your own food to your liking while visiting here.
AND this brings the added benefit of you not clogging up our restaurants so locals who actually live here can enjoy a night out without a 45 minute wait. AND also you don't spread your COVID germs around our community.
Hey, I'll tell you what. If you'd like, why not reach out to me by e-mail. Next time you're in the area we'd be happy to host you at our farm, we'll buy all the ingredients and even pay you for your time, and you can prepare the finest Indian cuisine and educate me on what makes the difference! My house is your house!
Until then, why don't you ponder this quote from Hank Williams Jr.
"Cause I think what they done
Is well worth doin'
And their doin' it the
Best way that they can
Oh you're the only one
That you are screwin'
When you put down what
You don't understand"
Financial Disclosure:
--I am a 20+ year member of the North Conway community. I have no relationship with Shalimar other than the fact that I LOVE their food and am extremely grateful for their presence and hard work.